[SpamCop-List] VENTURE CAPITAL BUSINESS (with auto C&C)

[Robi]

Sorry for the bandwidth, but this was just too funny
In a mailing-list I have subscribed to, we use to get spam every now and
then.
Unfortunately we (tinw) subscribers can't do anything since the headers are
changed and we only get the last header from the mailing-list.
The guy that runs the list filters out about 98% - 99.9% of the spam, but
even then one or two get through.
anyway, this one got through and one of the subscribers "decoded" the
message (decoded parts in parens)


Message Decoded...

-----Original Message-----
From: james_evens
Sent: Wednesday, January 31, 2001 7:42 AM
To: peg
Subject: VENTURE CAPITAL BUSINESS

VENTURE CAPITAL BUSINESS,
CAREER AND INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY

Our company, through our expanding partner network (Pyramid
Scheme)
and in conjunction with varied and substantial investment
groups (Suckers), provides venture capital (Finances our
outlandish lifestyle), capital leasing
services (Personal Cayman Bungalow), equity and debt funding
to corporate
clients nationwide (We prefer to live beyond our means).

We are currently expanding our system and are seeking
a professional person as a partner (we need more
suckers...),
who in turn will qualify clients for our services in their
geographic
area (...to prey on other suckers in our pyramid scheme).
There is no selling involved (We don't actually sell
anything - just cash in the checks).
Qualified clients come to us (There's a sucker born every
minute).

This opportunity will appeal to an entrepreneurial
individual that is seriously seeking a potential
six figure income (We specialize in parting fools from their
money),
along with a challenging and satisfying career (Once you've
sold your soul)
and one that can led (Notice we are not literate enough to
spell properly)
to financial security (for us) in an extraordinary and
exciting growth industry (More people => more suckers).

A strong general business background is a necessity (fluff).

Our program entails interacting with CEO's of
emerging growth companies (Individuals and their personal
bank accounts)
and assessing and qualifying their financial needs (making
sure the check won't bounce).

If accepted as a partner, there is an $9,750 investment
required (Prepare to be severed from your cash).

To review an extensive package of information (8 1/2 by 11
typed single spaced "Sucker!"),
please call our voice mail system at 214-346-2138 (we're in
the Jacuzzi and can't be bothered)
and leave your complete name,
telephone number and email address
(feel free to leave your credit card number, alarm code and
working hours).
We will email you back with complete information so
you may review our partnership program in extensive
detail (for the hi-tech sucker - the added bonus of no
postage expense).



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(If you really want to part with your cash, please e-mail it
to me instead.  Because I like you, I'll only charge half price.)