[SpamCop-List] Re: How do I get my e-mail address UNBLOCKED??????

[Ant]

"Vanguard" wrote:

> User: I was working on the computer but then the screen went completely
> blank.

[snip]

> Tech: Are there any lights you can turn on to look down behind the desk.
> User: Nope.  There is a power outage so the room is dark.

"A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you
 still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes. I keep them in the closet."

"Good! Go get them and unplug your system and pack it up just like it
 was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really! Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

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