[SpamCop-List] Re: OT Spamalot

[Mike Easter]

Mike Easter wrote:
> "SPAMALOT-ese" on how to
> "cooketh" SPAM®.

> http://www.dailyllama.com/news/2004/images/golden_honey_spam_label.jpg

Copied into IrvanView for 'handling', cooking instructions label section
blown up and 'manipulated' to enhance readability and manually
transcribed, since my search didn't show me the instructions in
digital -- someone is going to have to help the Hormel PR people tend to
these arcane details for posterity.

"Fully cooked, ready to eat cold or hot.  Taketh thine SPAM slices and
fry it thusly for exactly 2 minutes.  No more, no less.  1 minute is too
little, and yet 3 minutes be far longer than thou needeth.  Then thou
shalt flippeth the SPAM and repeateth these instructions until it be
crispy and browned upon both sides of this most tasty provision.  The
resulting divine creation shalt be lobbed into thine mouth rapidly for
this is the love of SPAM."

I think.  Not everything was crystal clear in the transformations.

-- 
Mike Easter
kibitzer, not SC admin