[SpamCop-Social] Attack of the killer biscuits

[Sylvesterthekat]

I don't know if this REALLY was an AP headline or when it supposedly
happened but...

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
> >>                                (the actual AP headline)
> >>
>Kelly Karson, 34, a resident of Arlington, VA, went to a nearby supermarket
>to pick up some groceries.  Several people noticed her sitting in her car
>with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
>the back of her head.
>One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
>walked over to the car.  He noticed that Kelly's eyes were now open, and
>she
>looked very strange.  He asked her if she was okay, and Kelly replied that
>she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
>for over an hour.
>  The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
>were locked and Kelly refused to remove her hands from her head.  When they
>finally got in, they found that Kelly had a wad of bread dough on the back
>of her head.
>A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
>noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in  the
>back of her head.  When she reached back to find out what it was, she
>felt the dough and thought it was her brains.  She initially passed out,
>but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
>until
>someone noticed and came to her aid.
>And, yes, Kelly is a blonde.