[SpamCop-Social] Aliens

[Heidi]

Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an old abandoned gas
station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens
addressed it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your
leader."

 The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

 The alien repeated the greeting. There was still no response. The alien,
annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his
ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.  How
dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade "No, you don't want to make him mad!"

 But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.  There was a
huge explosion that blew both of them some 1200 feet into the desert where
they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who
fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn
near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

 The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my
travels throughout the galaxy,any guy who can wrap his penis around himself
twice and then stick it in his own ear, is someone you shouldn't mess with!"