[SpamCop-Social] Re: Flipping The Bird Can Get You a Ticket

[Heidi]

Hovenboof wrote:

>     He was a K-9 cop and that is the funny part as you'll see later! Anyway,
> he pulled me over for no reason. Seriously, no reason. I was doing UNDER the
> speed limit because of traffic. I wasn't tailgating. No expired tags or
> anything... but the fact is that I WAS driving a very hot and expensive
> Italian sports car. If anyone's interested to know what it was, do ask as
> I'd love to tell you. :) 

OK, hotshot, I'm asking.... :D


Well, he pulls me over and starts asking me stupid
> questions, one of which being if I stole it. "Uh, no, here's my
> documentation, sir." 

He's asking you this before he's looked at your license and reg? Oh, can 
you say "who's your commanding officer?"

> "Oh, Trigger, NO!!!". LOL his dog took a dump in the van!!! HE came back and
> told me to get lost. 

I'm surprised he didn't give you a ticket for *that*!  Good dog....if 
the dog had to poop that bad he clearly hadn't been cared for properly 
by his master and allowed to go out on a regular basis, someone needs to 
go to K-9 basic training dog walking school...tsk tsk..  :>