[SpamCop-Social] ~ Read This Out Loud.......
Frog Prince
devnull at spamcop.net
Tue May 17 23:35:02 EDT 2005
Read this out loud.....and with a smile
PETEY THE SNAKE
Petey was a snake, only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother.
One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, "Petey,
don't hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss."
So Petey went outside of the pit to hiss. Petey was hissing all around
when he finally leaned over and hissed in the pit. Petey's mother heard
Petey hissing in the pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit,
go over to Mrs. Pott's pit and hiss in her pit.
Petey went over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott
was not at home so he hissed in her pit anyway.
While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott's pit Mrs. Pott came home and
found Petey hissing in her pit. She said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a
pit, don't hiss in my pit; go to your own pit and hiss." This made
Petey very sad, and he cried all the way home. When Petey got home, his
mother saw him crying and said, "Petey, what's
the matter?"
Petey said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott's to hiss in her pit but Mrs.
Pott was not at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway. Mrs. Pott came
home and found me hissing in her pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss
in a pit go to your own pit and hiss, don't hiss in my pit."
This made Petey's mother very angry and she said, "Why that mean old
Lady! I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn't have a pit to hiss in".
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